[000:00:01;936] GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME
[000:00:01;936] TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
[000:00:05;606] TONIGHT, FOLLOW THAT CAR --
[000:00:05;606] BRAD SHERWOOD.
[000:00:08;242] THEY'RE GAINING ON US --
[000:00:08;242] WAYNE BRADY.
[000:00:10;478] DON'T WORRY, I DROVE ONE
[000:00:10;478] IN THE ARMY -- COLIN MOCHRIE.
[000:00:13;447] AND I THINK WE LOST THEM --
[000:00:13;447] RYAN STILES.
[000:00:16;517] I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.
[000:00:18;819] COME ON DOWN.
[000:00:18;819] LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
[000:00:23;858] WHOA!
[000:00:25;393] HELLO.
[000:00:28;562] WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE
[000:00:28;562] IS IT ANYWAY?"
[000:00:30;564] WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP
[000:00:30;564] AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
[000:00:33;034] THAT'S RIGHT,
[000:00:33;034] POINTS HERE ARE USELESS.
[000:00:35;036] THEY'RE USELESS
[000:00:35;036] LIKE THE RACK OF SPEEDOS
[000:00:37;038] AT THE BIG 'N' TALL SHOP.
[000:00:39;607] IF YOU NEVER SAW
[000:00:39;607] THE SHOW BEFORE,
[000:00:42;343] WE HAVE OUR PERFORMERS
[000:00:42;343] COME UP
[000:00:44;578] AND THEY MAKE UP
[000:00:44;578] EVERYTHING YOU SEE,
[000:00:46;814] AND THEN I GIVE POINTS --
[000:00:46;814] WHO KNOWS WHY --
[000:00:48;816] AND AT THE END
[000:00:48;816] WE PICK A WINNER.
[000:00:50;818] THE WINNER GETS TO DO
[000:00:50;818] SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME,
[000:00:53;320] AND THE LOSER
[000:00:53;320] HAS TO DO IT TWICE.
[000:00:55;623] SO, LET'S GET
[000:00:55;623] THE SHOW STARTED
[000:00:58;025] WITH A GAME I CALL
[000:00:58;025] "LET'S MAKE A DATE."
[000:01:00;094] WAYNE IS GOING TO BE
[000:01:00;094] A CONTESTANT ON A DATING SHOW.
[000:01:04;031] RYAN, COLIN, AND BRAD
[000:01:04;031] ARE CONTESTANTS
[000:01:06;033] HOPING TO BE PICKED
[000:01:06;033] BY WAYNE.
[000:01:08;769] BUT ON THESE CARDS THAT
[000:01:08;769] THEY'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE,
[000:01:12;073] WE'VE GIVEN THEM A STRANGE
[000:01:12;073] CHARACTERISTIC OR IDENTITY --
[000:01:14;241] HA HA HA!
[000:01:15;676] AND WAYNE HAS TO GUESS
[000:01:15;676] WHO THEY ARE.
[000:01:18;679] SO, WAYNE, WHENEVER
[000:01:18;679] YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD.
[000:01:21;515] [ High-pitched voice ]
[000:01:21;515] HELLO, BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.
[000:01:23;884] HELLO. HI, HI, HI, HI,
[000:01:23;884] HI, HI, HI, HI.
[000:01:26;387] [ PANTING ]
[000:01:27;421] DOWN, DOWN,
[000:01:27;421] BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.
[000:01:29;824] I ENJOY
[000:01:29;824] THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
[000:01:32;226] WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
[000:01:33;727] I LOVE THE OUTDOORS.
[000:01:33;727] I'LL GO WHEREVER YOU WANT.
[000:01:36;230] YOU WANT TO WALK?
[000:01:36;230] I'LL GO WALK. I'LL GO WALK.
[000:01:38;732] SURE, SURE, SURE,
[000:01:38;732] SURE, SURE.
[000:01:40;234] WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
[000:01:40;234] SURE, SURE, SURE.
[000:01:42;236] SURE. YEAH.
[000:01:42;236] GRR. RRR! RRR!
[000:01:44;238] [ GROWLING ]
[000:01:49;510] YOU SOUND LIKE
[000:01:49;510] A GREAT SATURDAY NIGHT
[000:01:52;179] ALL ROLLED INTO ONE PERSON,
[000:01:52;179] BACHELOR NUMBER ONE.
[000:01:54;181] [ GROWLS ]
[000:01:56;050] BACHELOR NUMBER TWO.
[000:01:57;685] [ Nasal voice ]
[000:01:57;685] YEAH?
[000:01:59;687] I LIKE A MAN
[000:01:59;687] WHO IS STRONG.
[000:02:01;956] MM-HMM.
[000:02:03;124] I LIKE A MAN
[000:02:03;124] WHO IS SMART.
[000:02:09;130] BUT BEST OF ALL,
[000:02:09;130] I LIKE A MAN
[000:02:11;599] WHO KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT
[000:02:11;599] ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
[000:02:14;969] WHEN I'M ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
[000:02:14;969] I LIKE TO BOOGIE.
[000:02:20;975] I'LL MAKE YOU FORGET
[000:02:20;975] ALL YOUR TROUBLES.
[000:02:25;312] AND I BET YOU'VE GOT
[000:02:25;312] A GREAT PERSONALITY AS WELL.
[000:02:28;649] OH, YEAH.
[000:02:30;684] [ GROWLS ]
[000:02:32;186] OH!
[000:02:33;854] BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,
[000:02:36;056] I LIKE A MAN
[000:02:36;056] WHO IS WELL INFORMED
[000:02:38;058] AND KEPT UP
[000:02:38;058] ON TODAY'S TOPICS.
[000:02:40;528] DON'T LOOK AT ME.
[000:02:46;500] DON'T LOOK AT ME
[000:02:46;500] WHEN YOU ASK A QUESTION.
[000:02:49;503] I'M SORRY. UM...
[000:02:52;506] TELL ME SOMETHING.
[000:02:52;506] AS A LITTLE CHILD,
[000:02:54;608] DID THE OTHER KIDS
[000:02:54;608] MAKE FUN OF YOU?
[000:02:56;343] HUMPH.
[000:02:58;679] THEY WERE ALWAYS
[000:02:58;679] BUSTING MY HUMP,
[000:03:00;614] IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
[000:03:03;017] [ LOUD APPLAUSE ]
[000:03:07;955] Colin: HA!
[000:03:09;756] BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,
[000:03:09;756] WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
[000:03:11;692] I LIKE ANCHOVIES.
[000:03:14;028] I LIKE
[000:03:14;028] BACHELOR NUMBER TWO!
[000:03:15;796] [ CHOMPING NOISES ]
[000:03:25;139] [ HOWLING ]
[000:03:30;177] [ LOUD APPLAUSE ]
[000:03:47;328] SIT, UBU. SIT.
[000:03:49;830] BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,
[000:03:49;830] MAKE IT QUICK.
[000:03:52;433] YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
[000:03:52;433] I CAN COMPETE
[000:03:54;435] AGAINST NUMBER THREE.
[000:03:59;673] I CAN'T BEAT THIS.
[000:04:01;609] VERY WELL.
[000:04:03;043] BACHELOR NUMBER THREE,
[000:04:03;043] I SPEAK FRENCH FLUENTLY.
[000:04:06;513] WHAT DO YOU SPEAK?
[000:04:08;749] SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
[000:04:08;749] OF LOVE.
[000:04:11;819] OH.
[000:04:12;920] AAH!
[000:04:18;292] AAH!
[000:04:23;130] [ BARKING ]
[000:04:29;570] [ BUZZER ]
[000:04:33;207] [ BUZZER ]
[000:04:34;308] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[000:04:38;012] HEY.
[000:04:41;649] [ LOUD CHEERING ]
[000:04:48;522] WAYNE, YOU HAVE TO GUESS
[000:04:48;522] WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.
[000:04:51;325] BACHELOR NUMBER ONE
[000:04:51;325] IS A RABID PUPPY.
[000:04:57;965] BACHELOR NUMBER TWO
[000:04:57;965] IS ONE OF THOSE OLD GUYS
[000:05:00;701] THAT YOU SEE HANGING OUT
[000:05:03;103] AT THE STRIP CLUBS
[000:05:03;103] AT 2:00 A.M.
[000:05:07;241] IT SAYS HERE, "COLIN
[000:05:07;241] IS THE WORLD'S UGLIEST MAN
[000:05:09;810] LOOKING FOR ACTION,"
[000:05:09;810] SO I'LL TAKE THAT.
[000:05:15;349] AND BACHELOR NUMBER THREE
[000:05:15;349] IS QUASIMODO,
[000:05:19;553] THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME.
[000:05:30;064] BRAD A RABID DOG,
[000:05:30;064] RYAN QUASIMODO,
[000:05:32;066] AND COLIN MOCHRIE
[000:05:32;066] AS HIMSELF.
[000:05:35;069] AW.
[000:05:37;438] DON'T EVEN TAKE
[000:05:37;438] ANY POINTS FROM HIM.
[000:05:39;840] THROW THEM BACK
[000:05:39;840] IN HIS FACE.
[000:05:41;842] 1,000 POINTS.
[000:05:43;043] 1,000 POINTS FOR COLIN.
[000:05:45;112] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO ON
[000:05:45;112] TO A GAME CALLED
[000:05:47;548] "FILM, TV,
[000:05:47;548] AND THEATER STYLES."
[000:05:49;049] THIS IS FOR RYAN AND COLIN.
[000:05:51;051] THEY'RE GOING
[000:05:51;051] TO ACT OUT A SCENE.
[000:05:53;053] I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM
[000:05:54;888] ADAPT IT FROM STYLES
[000:05:54;888] I GET FROM THE AUDIENCE.
[000:05:57;358] WHAT I NEED
[000:05:57;358] FROM THE AUDIENCE
[000:05:59;360] IS STYLES OF FILM,
[000:05:59;360] TELEVISION, OR THEATER.
[000:06:01;295] Woman: SILENT.
[000:06:03;897] SILENT DOESN'T WORK GOOD
[000:06:03;897] FOR TV, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
[000:06:07;901] I'M GOING
[000:06:07;901] TO WRITE IT DOWN ANYWAY.
[000:06:09;903] EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYS SILENT.
[000:06:11;572] I NEVER SAY YES,
[000:06:11;572] BUT THIS TIME I'M GOING TO.
[000:06:15;275] Woman: SCI-FI.
[000:06:15;275] SCI-FI.
[000:06:16;710] Man: FANTASY.
[000:06:18;145] WHAT? WHAT?
[000:06:18;145] Man: FANTASY.
[000:06:19;580] FANTASY, MYSTERY.
[000:06:20;581] Woman: DISASTER.
[000:06:21;849] DISASTER -- MY SEX LIFE
[000:06:21;849] YOU JUST DESCRIBED.
[000:06:23;817] FANTASY, MYSTERY, DISASTER.
[000:06:27;654] Man: PORN.
[000:06:29;323] WHAT, PORN?
[000:06:30;958] PORN, AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL --
[000:06:30;958] WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
[000:06:37;064] OKAY, WE'VE GOT ENOUGH.
[000:06:37;064] YOU'RE GOING TO START REGULAR.
[000:06:40;033] THEN I'LL BRING YOU IN
[000:06:40;033] WITH -- OH, IT'S ON THE BACK.
[000:06:43;036] YOUR SCENE IS "RYAN AND COLIN
[000:06:43;036] ARE TWO HIKERS ON DONKEYS
[000:06:47;174] "AND ARE
[000:06:47;174] AT EACH OTHERS' THROATS
[000:06:49;209] AFTER THREE DAYS LOST
[000:06:49;209] IN ECHO VALLEY."
[000:06:52;045] SO START OUT NORMAL.
[000:06:53;547] I'LL BRING IN ANOTHER STYLE
[000:06:53;547] AFTER YOU GET STARTED.
[000:06:56;750] [ Echoing ]
[000:06:56;750] HEY, HEY, HEY...
[000:07:02;923] WILL YOU MOVE YOUR ASS,
[000:07:02;923] ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS?
[000:07:08;862] MIND IF I TURN OFF
[000:07:08;862] THE ECHO...ECHO?
[000:07:10;898] HERE WE GO.
[000:07:12;399] [ BUZZER ]
[000:07:14;401] SCIENCE FICTION.
[000:07:18;739] [ FLICKING A SWITCH ]
[000:07:20;941] [ BUZZING ]
[000:07:23;610] YOUR -- YOUR DONKEY,
[000:07:23;610] IT'S FLYING.
[000:07:26;880] THAT'S RIGHT.
[000:07:28;382] ON MY PLANET
[000:07:28;382] ALL DONKEYS FLY.
[000:07:30;717] I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
[000:07:30;717] ODD ABOUT YOU.
[000:07:33;253] [ BUZZER ]
[000:07:35;756] MYSTERY.
[000:07:37;491] WHERE DID THE DONKEYS GO?
[000:07:41;462] I DON'T LIKE THIS.
[000:07:41;462] I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL!
[000:07:45;432] WAIT A MINUTE.
[000:07:47;634] DID YOU NOTICE
[000:07:47;634] WHEN WE WERE RIDING HERE,
[000:07:49;803] THEY KEPT WHISPERING
[000:07:49;803] IN EACH OTHERS' EARS?
[000:07:51;872] WE'VE BEEN SET UP.
[000:07:53;874] SET UP BY TWO ASSES.
[000:07:57;711] [ BUZZER ]
[000:08:00;247] SILENT.
[000:08:12;726] [ BUZZER ]
[000:08:22;135] AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL.
[000:08:30;777] [ BUZZER ]
[000:08:32;513] OKAY,
[000:08:32;513] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[000:08:37;651] 5 MILLION POINTS.
[000:08:39;152] OF COURSE, THAT'S POINTS
[000:08:39;152] I'VE NEVER USED,
[000:08:41;321] LIKE MY THIGHMASTER.
[000:08:43;323] LET'S MOVE ALONG TO "PROPS."
[000:08:44;892] WE'RE GOING TO DIVIDE
[000:08:44;892] YOU GUYS INTO TWO PAIRS --
[000:08:47;895] RYAN AND BRAD
[000:08:47;895] AND COLIN AND WAYNE.
[000:08:49;897] RYAN AND BRAD,
[000:08:49;897] THIS IS YOUR PROP.
[000:08:52;699] THANK YOU.
[000:08:52;699] YOU'RE WELCOME.
[000:08:55;202] AND YOU GUYS GET THIS ONE.
[000:08:57;905] COME UP WITH AS MANY IDEAS
[000:08:57;905] AS YOU CAN USING THESE PROPS.
[000:09:01;775] GO AHEAD, RYAN AND BRAD.
[000:09:04;111] [ MOOING ]
[000:09:06;747] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:08;282] [ Jamaican accent ]
[000:09:08;282] WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MAN.
[000:09:10;617] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:12;386] PICK YOUR "MONOPOLY"
[000:09:12;386] FORTUNE CARD.
[000:09:14;821] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:16;490] DO YOU HAVE A TABLE
[000:09:16;490] FOR TAMMY FAYE BAKKER?
[000:09:20;294] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:22;462] IT'S A HULA-HOOP
[000:09:22;462] WITH A SAFETY STRAP.
[000:09:24;464] REALLY? OHH!
[000:09:25;599] OH, I'M SORRY.
[000:09:25;599] ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[000:09:27;601] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:28;835] DADDY, I'M A MAN,
[000:09:28;835] I'M A MAN.
[000:09:30;971] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:33;040] WHEN THE GIANT FINDS OUT
[000:09:33;040] YOU BROKE HIS GLASSES,
[000:09:35;542] HE'S GOING TO BE ANGRY.
[000:09:37;044] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:38;378] [ BUZZING ]
[000:09:42;382] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:44;451] LOOK OUT!
[000:09:44;451] A "B," A "B"!
[000:09:47;754] [ Imitating Buckwheat ]
[000:09:47;754] O-TAY.
[000:09:50;624] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:52;626] LOOK AT THOSE ANTS FRY.
[000:09:54;127] WHOO!
[000:09:55;329] [ BUZZER ]
[000:09:56;496] YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK,
[000:09:56;496] ICARUS?
[000:09:58;565] NO PROBLEM.
[000:10:00;567] [ BUZZER ]
[000:10:03;170] ALL RIGHT, DON'T GO AWAY.
[000:10:04;671] WE'LL BE BACK WITH "WHOSE LINE
[000:10:04;671] IS IT ANYWAY?" AFTER THIS.
[000:10:11;345] HEY, WELCOME BACK
[000:10:11;345] TO "WHOSE LINE IT ANYWAY?"
[000:10:13;680] "WHOSE LINE IT ANYWAY?"
[000:10:15;248] DON'T FORGET IF YOU'RE
[000:10:15;248] KEEPING SCORE AT HOME,
[000:10:17;784] FOR THE MOST ORIGINAL
[000:10:17;784] SCORE BOOK YOU SEND TO ABC,
[000:10:20;287] THE WINNER GETS FREE CABLE.
[000:10:24;024] I'M DREW CAREY,
[000:10:24;024] THE FIFTH TELETUBBY.
[000:10:26;927] NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE.
[000:10:28;996] LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
[000:10:28;996] CALLED "NEWS FLASH."
[000:10:31;498] THIS IS FOR BRAD,
[000:10:31;498] COLIN, AND RYAN.
[000:10:33;500] COLIN AND BRAD,
[000:10:35;002] YOU ARE TWO ANCHORS
[000:10:35;002] AT A NEWS STUDIO.
[000:10:37;004] RYAN,
[000:10:37;004] YOU'RE A FIELD REPORTER.
[000:10:38;839] HE'S NOT GOING
[000:10:38;839] OUT TO THE FIELD.
[000:10:40;907] HE'S GOING OUT
[000:10:40;907] IN FRONT OF THIS SCREEN.
[000:10:43;276] IT'S REALLY GREEN.
[000:10:45;078] YEAH.
[000:10:46;580] WHEN HE TURNS AROUND,
[000:10:46;580] HE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
[000:10:48;849] ALL I SEE IS GREEN, DREW.
[000:10:50;851] HE HAS TO TRY TO GUESS
[000:10:50;851] WHAT THE IMAGE IS BEHIND HIM.
[000:10:54;721] COLIN AND BRAD ARE TRYING
[000:10:54;721] TO GIVE HIM HINTS.
[000:10:57;624] HERE WE GO. OVER TO COLIN
[000:10:57;624] AND BRAD IN THE STUDIO.
[000:11:00;927] SO THE PRIEST SAYS,
[000:11:02;429] "I THOUGHT
[000:11:02;429] YOU SAID STIGMATA."
[000:11:05;532] UH...HELLO.
[000:11:09;736] WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY
[000:11:09;736] SCHEDULED PROGRAM
[000:11:12;539] TO BRING YOU
[000:11:12;539] OUR MAN IN THE FIELD
[000:11:14;641] WITH A LATE-BREAKING STORY.
[000:11:16;143] Brad:
[000:11:16;143] RYAN, CAN YOU HEAR US?
[000:11:18;478] I CAN HEAR YOU, INDEED.
[000:11:20;213] THERE'S A LOT OF NOISE
[000:11:20;213] BEHIND ME,
[000:11:22;215] BUT I CAN MAKE OUT
[000:11:22;215] WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, YES.
[000:11:24;951] IT SEEMS KIND OF PEACEFUL
[000:11:24;951] RIGHT NOW.
[000:11:27;054] BE CAREFUL.
[000:11:27;054] BE VERY CAREFUL!
[000:11:29;189] BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.
[000:11:30;691] NOW IT'S EVEN CLOSER.
[000:11:32;192] WOULDN'T WANT TO GET HIT
[000:11:32;192] BY ONE OF THOSE.
[000:11:34;494] TELL US MORE.
[000:11:36;663] WELL, APPARENTLY IT ALL STARTED
[000:11:36;663] AT A RICKY MARTIN GARAGE SALE
[000:11:40;167] ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO --
[000:11:41;735] ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO.
[000:11:41;735] IT HASN'T STOPPED SINCE.
[000:11:43;837] HE LOVES THOSE FANCY
[000:11:43;837] CUBAN SHOES, DOESN'T HE?
[000:11:45;839] HE SURE DOES.
[000:11:47;207] THIS RIGHT HERE HAS BEEN
[000:11:47;207] HAPPENING FOR 10 MINUTES,
[000:11:50;010] AND I DON'T KNOW
[000:11:50;010] WHAT THAT IS.
[000:11:52;012] OH, MY GOODNESS!
[000:11:53;513] ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SAFE?
[000:11:55;282] I AM SAFE.
[000:11:56;717] I'M WEARING LEAD UNDERWEAR
[000:11:56;717] AT THE MOMENT.
[000:11:58;719] AS YOU CAN SEE,
[000:11:58;719] I'M KEEPING MY DISTANCE
[000:12:00;721] BECAUSE IT JUST KEEPS
[000:12:00;721] COMING THIS WAY
[000:12:03;190] AND THEN GOING
[000:12:03;190] RIGHT BACK AGAIN.
[000:12:05;192] OH!
[000:12:05;192] THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
[000:12:07;194] YEAH, IT'S BEEN
[000:12:07;194] LIKE THAT ALL DAY.
[000:12:09;196] LUCKILY, YOUR HEAD ISN'T
[000:12:09;196] MADE OF FROZEN CHICKEN.
[000:12:11;531] SO, TELL ME,
[000:12:13;033] DESCRIBE FOR OUR VIEWERS
[000:12:13;033] AT HOME WHAT YOU SEE
[000:12:15;535] SINCE YOU'RE SO CLOSE
[000:12:15;535] TO THE ACTION.
[000:12:18;371] WELL, AS YOU --
[000:12:18;371] IT STARTED OVER HERE --
[000:12:20;674] STARTED RIGHT OVER HERE
[000:12:20;674] IN THIS SECTION,
[000:12:23;076] AND THEN IT MADE ITS WAY
[000:12:23;076] RIGHT OVER HERE,
[000:12:25;579] AND HERE IS WHERE --
[000:12:25;579] IT'S GOING TO END RIGHT THERE.
[000:12:28;515] AMAZING.
[000:12:30;083] CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
[000:12:31;752] MY FATHER COVERED SOMETHING
[000:12:31;752] SIMILAR TO THIS IN THE 1930s.
[000:12:35;255] REALLY? NOW, THAT'S WHEN
[000:12:35;255] HE WAS SWAMPED WITH WORK.
[000:12:39;326] HE WAS SWAMPED WITH WORK
[000:12:39;326] AT THAT TIME, YES.
[000:12:42;095] REMINDS ME
[000:12:42;095] OF A GARY U.S. BONDS SONG.
[000:12:44;765] DOES IT, INDEED?
[000:12:47;567] FOR THE VH1 FANS
[000:12:47;567] AT HOME.
[000:12:49;136] I WISH I FOLLOWED
[000:12:49;136] THE MUSIC SCENE RIGHT NOW.
[000:12:54;007] WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
[000:12:54;007] I'M NOT MUCH OF AN EXPERT.
[000:12:57;844] WELL, IN HIGH SCHOOL,
[000:12:57;844] WE JUST CALLED IT A CHEAP DATE.
[000:13:00;914] I DON'T KNOW
[000:13:00;914] WHAT YOU CALL IT NOW.
[000:13:03;416] NOW, ARE YOU WORRIED
[000:13:04;918] THAT YOUR SHOES
[000:13:04;918] COULD CAUSE SOME CONCERN?
[000:13:07;420] I THINK I'M OKAY.
[000:13:08;922] I THINK I'M OKAY THERE.
[000:13:10;257] THESE WERE KILLED
[000:13:10;257] BY NATURAL CAUSES.
[000:13:12;259] THEY WERE HIT BY A CAR.
[000:13:15;095] OH, WERE THEY?
[000:13:16;730] THESE SHOES HERE?
[000:13:16;730] THEY'RE GATOR.
[000:13:18;398] ALLIGATOR.
[000:13:20;300] SWAMP GATORS.
[000:13:21;802] GOOD JOB.
[000:13:27;941] SO, WHAT'S
[000:13:27;941] THE GARY U.S. BONDS THING?
[000:13:30;443] DIDN'T HE DO THE GATOR
[000:13:30;443] DURING A SONG?
[000:13:32;779] YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW,
[000:13:34;714] AND YOU'RE THROWING
[000:13:34;714] THAT OUT AS A CLUE?
[000:13:36;750] MINUS 500 POINTS.
[000:13:39;920] LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
[000:13:39;920] THAT I'M GOING TO WATCH.
[000:13:43;123] IT'S CALLED "GREATEST HITS."
[000:13:44;791] IT'S FOR ALL OF YOU
[000:13:46;293] WITH LAURA HALL
[000:13:46;293] AND LINDA TAYLOR.
[000:13:52;866] COLIN AND RYAN,
[000:13:52;866] YOU'RE TV GUYS
[000:13:54;334] TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST
[000:13:54;334] COMPILATION ALBUM.
[000:13:57;037] THEY'RE GOING TO THINK UP
[000:13:57;037] SONGS AND TITLES
[000:13:59;339] AND TRIP UP WAYNE AND BRAD.
[000:14:02;075] WHAT I NEED IS SOMETHING
[000:14:03;844] YOU'D LOOK FOR
[000:14:03;844] IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
[000:14:05;846] Woman: PSYCHIATRIST.
[000:14:07;380] PSYCHIATRIST.
[000:14:08;515] OKAY, GOOD ONE --
[000:14:10;517] PSYCHIATRIST, PSYCHIATRIST,
[000:14:10;517] PSYCHIATRIST, PSYCHIATRIST.
[000:14:12;619] LET'S GO. YOUR ALBUM IS
[000:14:12;619] "SONGS OF THE PSYCHIATRIST."
[000:14:17;390] WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
[000:14:19;059] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
[000:14:19;059] TO OUR NATURE DOCUMENTARY,
[000:14:21;561] "SHLOMO THE KOSHER PENGUIN,"
[000:14:21;561] IN JUST A SECOND.
[000:14:25;899] YOU KNOW, WE KNOW
[000:14:25;899] THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE
[000:14:28;068] OUT THERE WITH PROBLEMS,
[000:14:28;068] DON'T WE, COLIN?
[000:14:30;237] THAT IS SO TRUE.
[000:14:31;738] A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO JUST
[000:14:31;738] CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.
[000:14:35;242] THAT'S WHY WE'RE OFFERING
[000:14:35;242] YOU A SPECIAL OFFER --
[000:14:37;711] A 3-CD SET FULL OF 13 SONGS
[000:14:37;711] CONCERNING THE PSYCHIATRIST,
[000:14:42;249] LIKE THAT 1980s
[000:14:42;249] RHYTHM AND BLUES HIT
[000:14:45;485] "YOUR TIME'S UP."
[000:14:52;225] ♪ O-O-OH ♪
[000:14:53;660] ♪ NOW, BABY, I DON'T WANT
[000:14:53;660] TO MAKE YOU MAD ♪
[000:14:57;864] ♪ BUT I'VE BEEN LISTENING
[000:14:57;864] TO YOU DRONING ON ♪
[000:15:00;500] ♪ AND I'M WRITING
[000:15:00;500] IN MY PAD ♪
[000:15:02;168] ♪ YOU'RE A CRAZY TYPE
[000:15:02;168] OF CREEP ♪
[000:15:04;204] ♪ AND YOU ARE SUCH
[000:15:04;204] A SLOUCH ♪
[000:15:06;206] ♪ WHY DON'T YOU GET
[000:15:06;206] YOUR CRAZY BUTT ♪
[000:15:08;208] ♪ UP OFF MY COUCH? ♪
[000:15:09;876] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:09;876] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:12;045] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:12;045] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:14;381] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:14;381] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:17;083] ♪ AND I'VE GOT TO FILL
[000:15:17;083] MY GOLF BAG UP ♪
[000:15:17;083] ♪ YOUR TIME IS UP ♪
[000:15:24;291] I'M 6' 6", AND I WORE HEELS
[000:15:24;291] DURING THAT ERA.
[000:15:27;727] HA HA HA HA.
[000:15:32;732] YOU KNOW,
[000:15:32;732] THERE ARE MORE SONGS
[000:15:34;834] ON THIS CD COMPILATION
[000:15:34;834] THAN --
[000:15:36;870] IT'S A HARD WORD.
[000:15:38;371] IT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
[000:15:38;371] IT'S JUST TWO LETTERS.
[000:15:40;874] PERHAPS I SHOULD GET
[000:15:40;874] SOME HELP.
[000:15:45;545] [ SIGHS ]
[000:15:47;447] YOU KNOW,
[000:15:49;115] WHEN I WAS
[000:15:49;115] A YOUNG RASTAFARIAN,
[000:15:52;819] THERE WAS NOTHING I LIKED
[000:15:52;819] BETTER THAN LISTENING
[000:15:55;755] TO THE REGGAE STRAINS
[000:15:58;258] OF "HALF A PHOBIA'S
[000:15:58;258] BETTER THAN NONE."
[000:16:03;830] ♪ PHOBIA ♪
[000:16:04;931] ♪ IT GOES
[000:16:04;931] SOMETHING LIKE THIS ♪
[000:16:07;133] ♪ COME AGAIN, NO,
[000:16:07;133] COME AGAIN, NO ♪
[000:16:08;635] ♪ YOU KNOW
[000:16:08;635] I AM A BUFFALO SOLDIER ♪
[000:16:11;571] ♪ BUT I DON'T CARRY A GUN ♪
[000:16:13;073] ♪ NO, NO! ♪
[000:16:14;207] ♪ SO LISTEN AGAIN ♪
[000:16:15;842] ♪ AND MAYBE YOU HEAR
[000:16:15;842] WHAT I TOLD YOU ♪
[000:16:18;178] ♪ HALF A PHOBIA
[000:16:18;178] IS BETTER THAN NONE ♪
[000:16:20;513] ♪ NO, NO ♪
[000:16:20;513] ♪ NO, NO ♪
[000:16:21;948] Together:
[000:16:21;948] ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪
[000:16:24;117] ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
[000:16:24;117] ME GOT THE PHOBIA, NO, NO ♪
[000:16:24;117] ♪ NO-O ♪
[000:16:27;120] ♪ NO, NO, NO,
[000:16:27;120] YOU DO NOT CARE ♪
[000:16:29;122] ♪ ME GOT MYSELF
[000:16:29;122] A HALF A PHOBIA ♪
[000:16:31;124] ♪ ME, I'M AFRAID OF THE AIR,
[000:16:31;124] I'M AFRAID OF THE HIGH ♪
[000:16:33;626] ♪ I'M AFRAID OF THE LEFT,
[000:16:33;626] I'M AFRAID OF THE RIGHT ♪
[000:16:35;862] ♪ I'M AFRAID OF THIS,
[000:16:35;862] HALF A PHOBIA'S BETTER THIS ♪
[000:16:37;864] ♪ HALF A PHOBIA ♪
[000:16:37;864] ♪ OH, OH, OH,
[000:16:37;864] IS BETTER THAN NONE ♪
[000:16:40;500] ♪ HALF A PHOBIA
[000:16:40;500] IS BETTER THAN NONE ♪
[000:16:43;837] ♪ MAYBE YOU
[000:16:43;837] CANNOT HAVE ONE ♪
[000:16:46;373] ♪ BECAUSE HALF A PHOBIA
[000:16:46;373] IS BETTER THAN NONE ♪
[000:16:49;042] ♪ OH, OH ♪
[000:16:56;049] AS LONG AS THERE'S BEEN
[000:16:56;049] PSYCHIATRISTS,
[000:16:58;051] THERE HAS BEEN PEOPLE SINGING
[000:16:58;051] ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS.
[000:17:01;154] UH-HUH.
[000:17:02;489] NOW, ONE OF THE BEST
[000:17:02;489] EARLY ROCK CLASSICS
[000:17:05;158] WAS, OF COURSE,
[000:17:05;158] "FREUD OR JUNG -- WHO KNOWS?"
[000:17:21;775] ♪ EVER SINCE
[000:17:21;775] I WAS A LITTLE KID ♪
[000:17:24;110] ♪ I DON'T KNOW MY PSYCHE
[000:17:24;110] OR MY ID ♪
[000:17:26;780] ♪ OH, BABY,
[000:17:26;780] WHY DON'T WE GO? ♪
[000:17:28;815] ♪ TELL ME,
[000:17:28;815] WHAT THE HELL'S AN EGO? ♪
[000:17:31;384] ♪ OH, IS IT FREUD ♪
[000:17:32;886] ♪ OR, UH, JU--
[000:17:32;886] UH, JU-- ♪
[000:17:34;387] ♪ UH, JUNG? ♪
[000:17:35;655] ♪ WELL, I'VE BEEN CRAZY,
[000:17:35;655] CRAZY, CRAZY ♪
[000:17:37;557] ♪ SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN ♪
[000:17:39;059] ♪ EARLY, EARLY EVENING
[000:17:39;059] TILL THE EARLY MORNING ♪
[000:17:41;061] ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
[000:17:41;061] I'M STRAIGHT OR HUNG ♪
[000:17:43;063] ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
[000:17:43;063] WHETHER FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:17:45;065] ♪ OH, THEY WOULDN'T
[000:17:45;065] FOOL ME ♪
[000:17:46;399] ♪ 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T QUITE
[000:17:46;399] FIGURED IT OUT ♪
[000:17:48;401] ♪ MY PSYCHE
[000:17:48;401] IS FULL OF DOUBT ♪
[000:17:50;070] ♪ OH,
[000:17:50;070] IS IT FREUD OR JUNG? ♪
[000:17:52;072] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG? ♪
[000:17:52;072] ♪ FREUD, FREUD ♪
[000:17:54;074] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG? ♪
[000:17:54;074] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG? ♪
[000:17:55;442] ♪ F-F-F-F ♪
[000:17:55;442] ♪ F-F-F-F ♪
[000:17:56;810] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:17:56;810] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:17:58;812] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:17:58;812] ♪ FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:18:00;814] ♪ F-F-F-F-F ♪
[000:18:00;814] ♪ F-F-F-F-F ♪
[000:18:02;348] ♪ FREUD, FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:18:02;348] ♪ FREUD, FREUD OR JUNG ♪
[000:18:06;252] [ BUZZER ]
[000:18:09;189] HEY, FOLKS, DON'T GO AWAY.
[000:18:11;224] WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT
[000:18:11;224] WHO THE WINNER IS
[000:18:13;827] RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL.
[000:18:20;533] WELCOME BACK
[000:18:20;533] TO "WHOSE LINE IT ANYWAY?"
[000:18:22;635] TONIGHT'S WINNER --
[000:18:22;635] WAYNE BRADY.
[000:18:24;304] KEEP IT GOING FOR WAYNE BRADY.
[000:18:24;304] HOW ABOUT IT? WAYNE BRADY.
[000:18:28;108] SO THESE GUYS
[000:18:28;108] ARE GOING TO HELP ME DO A GAME
[000:18:30;910] WE CALL "WORLD'S WORST."
[000:18:32;812] LET'S STEP UP HERE.
[000:18:34;547] WE HAVE TO COME UP
[000:18:34;547] WITH EXAMPLES
[000:18:36;549] OF THE WORLD'S WORST WHAT?
[000:18:38;084] WORLD'S WORST --
[000:18:38;084] WORLD'S WORST --
[000:18:40;720] NOT AS EASY AS YOU THINK,
[000:18:40;720] IS IT?
[000:18:42;956] THAT'S RIGHT.
[000:18:44;591] I EARN MY MONEY.
[000:18:44;591] THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.
[000:18:47;393] WORLD'S WORST NIGHTCLUB ACT.
[000:18:51;598] AND NOW
[000:18:51;598] WITH MY APPENDIX GONE,
[000:18:53;600] ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO
[000:18:53;600] IS SEW ME UP.
[000:18:56;269] [ BUZZER ]
[000:18:57;770] UH...
[000:18:57;770] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[000:19:00;773] UH...
[000:19:02;475] BRUNSWICK LANES
[000:19:02;475] ON CRYSTAL AVENUE.
[000:19:05;778] [ BUZZER ]
[000:19:07;780] THE CAPITAL OF WASHINGTON
[000:19:07;780] IS OLYMPIA.
[000:19:09;949] THE CAPITAL OF OREGON
[000:19:09;949] IS SALEM.
[000:19:12;519] THE CAPITAL OF CALIFORNIA
[000:19:12;519] IS SACRAMENTO.
[000:19:14;521] THE CAPITAL OF IDAHO
[000:19:14;521] IS BOISE.
[000:19:16;556] THE CAPITAL OF NEVADA IS --
[000:19:18;725] [ BUZZER ]
[000:19:22;428] THE CAPITAL OF FLORIDA
[000:19:22;428] IS THE "F."
[000:19:26;065] THE CAPITAL OF WASHINGTON
[000:19:26;065] IS THE "W."
[000:19:28;234] THE CAPITAL --
[000:19:29;569] [ BUZZER ]
[000:19:35;074] HI, COLIN.
[000:19:38;077] SAY HI TO --
[000:19:40;547] HEY, DREW.
[000:19:40;547] HEY, DREW.
[000:19:42;582] HOW ARE YOU?
[000:19:44;150] [ BUZZER ]
[000:19:52;258] [ SINGING KHACHATURIAN'S
[000:19:52;258] "FIRE DANCE" ]
[000:19:57;063] [ BUZZER ]
[000:20:00;833] SEE, NOW THIS ONE'S
[000:20:00;833] STICKING OUT A LITTLE MORE.
[000:20:03;336] WATCH.
[000:20:05;772] [ BUZZER ]
[000:20:09;509] ALL RIGHT,
[000:20:09;509] IF EVERYBODY'S READY,
[000:20:12;245] I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE...
[000:20:15;582] SOMETHING THAT IS GREEN,
[000:20:15;582] LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.
[000:20:17;584] [ BUZZER ]
[000:20:21;521] IS...THIS YOUR CARD?
[000:20:25;758] [ BUZZER ]
[000:20:29;462] NOW PLEASE BE VERY QUIET
[000:20:32;365] AS I GET THE LION TO COUGH.
[000:20:36;502] [ BUZZER ]
[000:20:39;572] WE'LL RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
[000:20:39;572] "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.
[000:20:45;044] WELCOME BACK
[000:20:45;044] TO "WHOSE LINE IT ANYWAY?"
[000:20:47;313] WE'RE ENDING WITH BRAD
[000:20:47;313] AND COLIN READING THE CREDITS.
[000:20:50;183] READ THE CREDITS
[000:20:50;183] AS TWO EXCITABLE REPORTERS
[000:20:52;218] COVERING THE RIVALS
[000:20:52;218] AT A BIG AWARDS SHOW.
[000:20:54;220] SO GO AT IT,
[000:20:54;220] AND GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
[000:20:56;222] THANKS FOR WATCHING.
[000:20:57;724] THE LIMOUSINE IS OPENING.
[000:20:57;724] I SEE DREW CAREY.
[000:21:00;159] AND THERE'S RYAN STILES
[000:21:00;159] IN HIS WONDERFUL LAMé GOWN.
[000:21:02;662] MARK LEVESON IS WEARING
[000:21:04;163] A BEAUTIFUL
[000:21:04;163] JIMMY MULVILLE TONIGHT.
[000:21:05;665] OH, RUTH PHILLIPS
[000:21:05;665] HAS SOME WONDERFUL SHOES.
[000:21:08;668] WELL, THEY WERE DESIGNED
[000:21:10;503] BY BRAD SHERWOOD
[000:21:10;503] AND LINDA TAYLOR.
[000:21:12;672] OH, LOOK,
[000:21:12;672] LIONEL MAX PASAMONTE.
[000:21:14;173] THAT ERIC WILKER --
[000:21:15;708] HE GETS MORE HANDSOME
[000:21:15;708] WITH EVERY AWARDS SHOW.
[000:21:17;710] I SAW HIM ON "BAYWATCH" WITH
[000:21:17;710] RAY MILLER AND JULIE RHINE.
[000:21:20;913] THEY WERE PHENOMENAL
[000:21:20;913] TOGETHER.
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